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Earth Science
The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..." A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir."
Did you hear the one...?
"What is the one thing you never hear in the Dollar Store?"
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was not much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says," I'll serve ya, but don't start anything."
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you?"
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A Little Humor
Last in Line
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and
everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish
is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the
line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line...smile.
Just lame, but I like it
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.
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Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
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Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away there lived a woman who was just too busy! She decided to make a clone of herself so she could get twice as much work done. Well, the clone helped her a lot, but it also gave her a bad reputation because the clone constantly swore. One day, the woman couldn't take her clone's foul mouth anymore, so she took it to the top of a building and pushed it off. Soon after, the woman was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. 
Argh! A Pirate's Tale
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, " Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You Look terrible?"
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
Bartender, "What about the wooden leg? You did not have that before."
Pirate, "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
Bratender, "Well ok, but what about the hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate, "We were in another battle. I boarded the ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm really fine."
Bartender, "What about that eyepatch?"
Pirate, " Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
Bartender, "You're kidding! You lost an eye from bird poop?"
Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook."
ARGH
